Back and Better thenever

So yeah, it's true. I got fired for a few days. Well, from May of last Year until last Wensday to be exact. Real funny joke Mr. Blingllings. I guess he was joking around because he showed up at my desk and said "OK Spivey, it's time to hire you again." I said, "I didn't know I was fried." He said, "Yeah, I fired you from last May until last nighth." I said, "you can do that?" He said, "I'm the boss." I said, "Well, Your'e the boss." We both had a good laugh at that one and the good news is, I am getting paid again.

I think I might have been fired for something that Doc and Watergage did. You see, Mr. B told Doc one day that he and Watergate needed to fixs the pipes that were rattling above the ceiling. So Doc and Watergage were up there above the ceiling and they broke the pipes and watergate fell and broke his leg. So they blamed it on me.

The next day Mr. B came and saw the cast on my leg and said that Watergate and Doc told him I insissted on fixing the Pipes myself and I was the one that was hanging on the pipes and broke them. Then Mr. Be said that he never even thought the pipes were rattling in the first place and he never told anyone to fix them. So he fired me because he didn't believe me. But I can't stay mad at him because you know, who really believes someone with a cast on their leg anyway?

But some people were happy about all the Water we got in the production room. Pinky Cunningham said "Spivey, becuase of you I had to put a roof on my cubicle." Alex Oneline said the same thing. So people are happy with the pipes being broken I gues. Except Rex. Every time I walk past his cube he barks and chases me. He's a jerk. So this morning I came in early and played a joke on him.