the BOss is back!

Mr. B wrote me an e-mial of vast proportions. By that I mean he is going on a trip. I think.

I wood like To thank the acadamy...

I'm sure you all have heard the news about me earning the Cyclone Industries 2005 Miss Your Food Security Award by now. The photo at the right was taken after the ceremony. See Mr. Billings looking at me? He's wishing he had more your food security right about now.

To tell you the truth, I'm a little surprised I won it myself. I didn't really work that hard for it, but I think Mr. B. did. He seemed sad after the cremeony. Passed up all the napkins at the buffet table and sat in the corner of the room carving "Injustice" into the window sill. I guess he's kind of upset because it came down to just me and him (you can see him in the photo looking lustfully at my sash immediately following my coronation). Oh well. He won it the last two years, AND he won 2002 Miss Stairwell Railing Slider. I guess they just wanted someone new to get some recognition.

IM confused

Good morning. Spivey here. I checked my electric mail when I got to work and there was a message from Mr. B. Here's what it said, I'm not sure I understand it.

Spivey, I want you to tape "Return to the Batcave" on CBS for me. I want to use it in a sales meeting next week. And check on those pencil shavings stuck in my keyboard. They're making it difficult for me to type a...well, i can't show it to you because i can't type it. The letter between h and k on the keyboard. And without that letter, I can't shoot asteroids. I mean... I can't type "_ust dandy" on my reports to show they're finished.

hall and oates.

If anyone understands, please e-mail me at cycloneindustries@yahoo.com. I really don't feel like going down the flight of stairs to his office. Whenever I go down there I hear him singing Survivor songs to the tune of his modem dialing up. It kind of bugs me. And, the whole stairs thing hurts my efficiency (feet). I'll be responding to guestbook posts later. Good day.

Spiverspace

Hey everybody. I finally got done adding a new feature onto the netpage that Mr. Billings wanted me to make. It is the Mr. Spivey Internetcam and soon every employee will have one in their office. I guess he just wanted to try it out on me because I'm conjeannieal. Check it out! I'm going home. Good day.

Thru glued times and BAD

Good morning everyone, this is Spivey. I missed work yesterday because I had to go to the doctor to remove super glue from my hair. He told me to go to a barber. I went to a barber, but I wouldn't recommend doing that if you are in the same situation. They don't give you any annasaidack for the surgery. It's kind of embarrassing to say that I had glue in my hair, since I was only trying to glue my forehead to my monitor, not my hair. I guess that's just carelessness on my part. It's like Mr. Billings is always saying, "You need a good glue to keep well you know the rest." Anyway, I'm back at work. I have to meet with a client soon so I'm going to get some coffee. But keep the e-mails pouring in for suggestions about what to do with the site. I'll be back to work on the website later today unless I see that bird outside again.